When I finally get my human, my person who loves me, I’ll be so happy. I want a cuddle buddy or a cutie. Now.
Blaine wasn’t sure how to respond to the message, it was out of the blue. Just when he had thought that he’d managed to move on from Cooper disappearing, a phone message startled him at three am, because Cooper loved theatrics.
They hadn’t known where Cooper was, but they assumed he was safe. Cooper could defend himself, so Blaine had been worried but he had then gotten busy with wedding plans. Though he still called Cooper and left a message every day.
He felt happy tears slide down his face, the idea that Cooper was coming home when he was about to get married. His life was perfect.
This is basically a reverse of our plot people
Blaine had been playing the message over and over again. Each time, it seemed to bring him more joy, even with the message only being three words. Kurt was coming home. He’d managed to get away from whatever had taken him and now he was returning where he belonged.
It had been hard, living his life without Kurt in it. At one point, Kurt was his whole life. Living it without his fiancé seemed like it was cheating, he was waiting for Kurt to appear from behind a tree with a band singing and it all be a joke.
But it wasn’t a joke, Kurt had been taken from him. But now he was coming home and that was all that mattered.
#.Blaine Anderson is questioning your credentials.#.Now I want some kind of AU where Blaine is a civilian and Kurt is some kind of super gifted FBI or CIA or whatever agent.#.And some how Blaine gets caught up in a case Kurt is working and Kurt keeps doing these random and crazy things and Blaine is always like#”Are you sure you’re an FBI agent?”#.And in the end it all comes together and Kurt’s crazy plan worked and he gets the bad guy#.and Blaine’s so impressed at how Kurt could predict all the bad guy’s twists and turns that it’s an instant panty dropper.#.Because let’s be real— Blaine can’t stand the look of unused space and plans his daily routes around the school to shave seconds off his s#.schedule#.This little weirdo is turned on by effeciency and competency#.Kurt would totally pull an Elle Woods move and get the fake boyfriend to outhimself#.Or by calling someone out on proper perm care.#.And Blaine would be all ‘Take me. I’m your’s!”#.JUST GIVE ME ALL THE DUMB ROMCOM TROPES THIS HIATUS. (x)
"Yeah. The Doctor gave them to me, she said that my ribs had healed the wrong way or something. So she had to re-break and reset them back in the right place or something. The bandages are just keeping my ribs still."
I JUST WANTED ALL THE ANGST